the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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