I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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