If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.