if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.