i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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