what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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