connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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