what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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