Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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