you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?