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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years

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(303): Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years http://tfl.nu/kvc8

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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade

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(563): Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade http://tfl.nu/sv7y

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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.

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(503): Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college. http://tfl.nu/hzqm

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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.

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(425): I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B. http://tfl.nu/2oen

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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers

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(205): i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers http://tfl.nu/g3p7

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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.

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(267): I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe. http://tfl.nu/k42a

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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.

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(763): The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins. http://tfl.nu/k74l

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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless

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(315): my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless http://tfl.nu/2wfy

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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there

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(509): he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there http://tfl.nu/265p

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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf

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(206): Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf http://tfl.nu/6f6i

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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER

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THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL

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(319): WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER (1-319): THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL http://tfl.nu/179q

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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.

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(914): Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random. http://tfl.nu/wx0e

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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea

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(506): i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea http://tfl.nu/yqel

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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.

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(914): You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it. http://tfl.nu/4ym6

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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox

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(781): You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox http://tfl.nu/8bo8

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