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Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra

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(240): Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra http://tfl.nu/fzzx

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

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6 min

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(215): what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers (1-215): 6 min http://tfl.nu/dx1s

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(305): View more from Florida

We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.

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(305): We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had. http://tfl.nu/tauu

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(806): View more from Texas

I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.

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(806): I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned. http://tfl.nu/pksd

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.

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(505): Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you. http://tfl.nu/lhr4

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.

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(954): I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother. http://tfl.nu/rbuh

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.

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(403): while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see. http://tfl.nu/6p31

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer

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Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can

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(919): I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer (919): Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can http://tfl.nu/61hu

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!

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(860): You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS! http://tfl.nu/g8vq

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.

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(908): Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas. http://tfl.nu/cnc6

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?

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(918): What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else? http://tfl.nu/xvvc

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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.

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(978): Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you. http://tfl.nu/qush

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(937): View more from Ohio

so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.

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(937): so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency. http://tfl.nu/1ixd

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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.

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(907): Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again. http://tfl.nu/nki8

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.

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(724): I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents. http://tfl.nu/997k

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