people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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