I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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