let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
