You can't special order awesome
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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