its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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