Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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