But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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