paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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