He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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