He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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