i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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