I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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