You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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