Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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