Did you just see the Batmobile???
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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