Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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