ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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