I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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