I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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