Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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