I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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