i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I'm really busy with my period
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