what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
please don't ironically join a cult
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