So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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