You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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