is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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