But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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