I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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