i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
