SEEEEXXX PLEASE
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Alive.
So much puke
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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