people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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