I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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