i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
