If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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