So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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