ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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