In the future we'll all be gay
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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