But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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