wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Should I go bust a nut on the beach