guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.