I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
25 Medical Facts That Need To Be Common Knowledge
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head