yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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