I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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