are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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