Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think a kid would responsible me up
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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