I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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