I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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