We won't sleep together?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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