Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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